Things I should be doing: Writing
Things I am doing: Imagining random shit from the story I want to write without actually thinking them through and then forgeting about them.
this is probably not gonna get a lot of notes but by god it should
if this gets notes it most certainly will not be by god
well supernatural fandom, on your mark…
omg i never knew that disney owns marvel what what what
disney owns everything
disney owns star wars
disney owns abc
disney owns you
dose this mean the Avengers count as disney princes?
Doesn’t Pixar own Disney?
NOT A QUEEN, A KHALEESI
when you feel your clothes fresh out of the oven
OKAY SO I REALIZED I USED OVEN INSTEAD OF DISHWASHER BUT I KINDA FORGOT WHAT IT WAS CALLED AND USED THE NEXT BEST GUESS I COULD THINK OF
It’s called a washing machine
i think its a dryer like who would be feeling wet ass clothes
this post is a fucking train wreck
"No homo" cries the team at the dig site. The head archaeologist sinks to his knees, sobbing. He has dedicated his entire career to the pursuit of homo habilis, an important part of the hominid evolutionary line. All his work led up to this archaeological dig site. But now, his whole life has been for nothing. There is no homo….there is only Australopithecus.
I read this to a group of archaeologists and they completely lost their shit
au: princess emma is widely known for being beautiful and intelligent and remarkably good at getting what she wants.
when a young lieutenant visits the castle, she decides she wants him.
have you ever stayed up late with someone texting or chatting and known as the hours ticked by that you’d be ridiculously tired in the morning but it didnt matter because it was really fun and totally worth losing sleep over just to laugh with someone and enjoy their company maybe and then the next day you keep tiredly recalling how much fun it was while you’re falling asleep in class and that makes it not so bad that you’re tired anymore
Im not sure the new IT guy knows what he is doing…
Nonsense give him a promotion and his own corner office