i dont like how steam records how many hours you put into each game its embarassing
i for one am proud of my collection of 200 games, each meticulously timed at either 420 or 69 hours to showcase to all my steam friends that i truly am worlds greatest joker. i havent stepped out my house in over 7 years and have forgotten what the touch of another human being is like in pursuit of this goal but sacrifices must be made for true humour
tryin to clean my house and listen to Beyonce at the same time
I didn’t almost break my neck for 4 notes you fuckers
finally my child can safely ram her fucking head into a doorknob this is what the future is all about what a time to be alive
And there’s always time to reread the entire harry potter collection.
Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus
Half of our generation wouldn’t even understand that
yes you are right the thousands of notes on this post prove how ignorant our generation is. only you are intelligent. you are the chosen one.
only real Ancient Greek kids would understand
reblog if ur a tru 650BC kid
women who had period cramps before pain killers were invented were metal as fuck let’s give them a standing ovation
A round of menopause.
It was a difficult period of history for everyone
i didn’t ask for this to happen
ONLY 90’s KIDS WILL GET THIS :
- a birth certificate with 1990-1999